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hey everyone I have a question please answer?

ok lets say I got arrested in texas for being in the russian mafia and these are the charges against me
Arms trafficking, Arson, Art theft, Assassinations, Assault, Attempted murder, Staged Auto Accident Fraud, Auto theft, Bank fraud, Bankruptcy fraud, Bid rigging, Blackmailing, Bodyguarding services, Bombings, Bribery, Car bombings, Charity fraud, Cheque fraud, Child pornography, Cigarette smuggling, computer crime, Computer hacking, Computer viruses, Confidence tricks, Conspiracy, Contract killing, Counterfeiting, Credit card fraud, Cultural Antiques theft, Cyberterrorism, destruction of public and private property, Drive-by shootings, Drug trafficking, Extortion, Fake anti-malware, Fake anti-spyware, falsification of books and records, false filings and registration with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), fencing, Forced disappearances, Fraud, Hostage taking, Human trafficking, Identity document forgery, Identity fraud, Identity Theft, Illegal emigration Illegal immigration, Illegal sale of Plutonium, Infiltration of Legitimate businesses, Infiltration of Politics, Insurance fraud, Internet fraud, Jewelery and Gems theft, Kidnapping, Mail fraud, Malware, Match fixing, Military corruption, Military coup, Military Equipment smuggling, Money laundering, Mortgage fraud, Murder, Illegal trading of nuclear materials, Nuclear Weapons smuggling, Oil and Gasoline smuggling, Oil and Gasoline tax fraud, Organ trafficking, Passport fraud, PC hijacking, Phishing, Police corruption, Political corruption, pornography, Professional Sports corruption, Prostitution, Protection racket, Racketeering, Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) conspiracy, Rape, Reality television, Religious corruption, Rogue security software, Rum running, Securities fraud, Sedition, Sexual slavery, Spam, Sports betting, Securities fraud, stock market manipulation schemes, Tax evasion, Terrorism, Theft, trafficking in stolen cars, Treason, Vandalism, Visa fraud, White collar crimes, Wire fraud, Witness intimidation, and Witness tampering am I screwed or can I get out of it
illia K how very perceptive you know my bussiniss could use somone who is aware of his surroudnings like you if I get out of this I could give you a job maybe we could even be drinking buddys and have vodka

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